Field Report

Milo was discovered mid-inventory inside a residential refrigerator, positioned directly beside a case of Bud Light with both paws raised in a gesture field researchers have classified as "please, not a word." Whether he was taking stock, requesting one can, or simply passing through remains an open question in the file.

He's the only specimen in the collection who's been caught in the act of something and still managed to look like the victim of the situation.